There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
I AM SO SINGLE
- An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
how to be a good student:
- care about your grades
- do your work
how to have a school-related mental breakdown:
- care about your grades
- don’t do your work
guess what I do
i just want a boy who is cute to kiss my face over and over again
Fuck you no I don’t want to study no I want to continue looking at food blogs and watching X Factor 2010 clips fuck this I’m out
